Sick it to 'im

Thea: "Mom, I bet Satan hates it when you teach us about Jesus. I bet he says: NO! NO! don't tell her that!"

911 Emergencies

Lena: "Mom, I hurt my arm. I'm bleeding! Can you call 911? Can you cut up and apple?"

Later the same day as I was kissing her good night Lena asked: "Mom, can we call Nanny 911? 'Cause we were naughty today."